I shoulda put this up
[generic anime girl voice] eeeehhhh!!??
[generic anime boy voice] hhhhAAAaAaaAAAaAAA???!!
[tough ass anime guy voice]
[large-breasted girl voice]
[cool antagonist anime guy voice]
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great